We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
Enrich your wardrobe with a versatile long sleeve tee. For a casual look, combine it with your favorite jeans, and layer it with a button-up shirt, a zip-up hoodie, or a snazzy jacket. Dress it up with formal trousers or chinos to achieve a more professional look.
• 100% airlume combed ring-spun cotton
• Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Athletic Heather and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142.4 g/m²)
• 32 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Crew neck
• Cover-stitched collar
• 2″ (5 cm) ribbed cuffs
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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