We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings!
• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
Heather Sport Dark Navy is 40% cotton, 60% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras or El Salvador
Disclaimer: Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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