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Stupid New Mexican Coyote Bird Dad Hat
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
Spicy Rivalry exists for people who feel things too much and refuse to tone it down. It’s limited-run apparel inspired by fandom obsession, affectionate trash talk, and that specific kind of chaos where love and rivalry are basically the same emotion in different outfits. We don’t explain references, we don’t do eternal collections, and we definitely don’t calm down. If you get it, welcome—you’re exactly who this is for. If you don’t, that’s fine too. Honestly, it’s funnier that way.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Dad hats aren't just for dads. This one's got a low profile with an adjustable strap and curved visor.
Spicy Rivalry exists for people who feel things too much and refuse to tone it down. It’s limited-run apparel inspired by fandom obsession, affectionate trash talk, and that specific kind of chaos where love and rivalry are basically the same emotion in different outfits. We don’t explain references, we don’t do eternal collections, and we definitely don’t calm down. If you get it, welcome—you’re exactly who this is for. If you don’t, that’s fine too. Honestly, it’s funnier that way.
• 100% chino cotton twill
• Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
• Unstructured, 6-panel, low-profile
• 6 embroidered eyelets
• 3 ⅛” (7.6 cm) crown
• Adjustable strap with antique buckle
• Blank product sourced from Vietnam or Bangladesh
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!