We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
A strategically placed accent can bring the whole room to life, and this pillow is just what you need to do that. What's more, the soft, machine-washable case with the shape-retaining insert is a joy to have long afternoon naps on.
• 100% polyester case and insert
• Fabric weight: 6.49–7.37 oz./yd.² (220–250 g/m²)
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only)
• Blank product components in the US sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
We adore Heated Rivalry. Worship it, honestly. Gay hockey tension so sharp it could cut skate blades. Canada gave us the Loon and we respect her service—but New Mexico answers with the roadrunner, a creature fueled by spite, speed, and an absolute refusal to explain itself. The Loon drifts moodily on a lake. The roadrunner sprints headfirst into danger, screams at coyotes, and keeps moving. This shirt is an act of love, not war: a feral salute to queer sports fandom, internet obsession, and the undeniable fact that desert birds don’t float—they survive. The roadrunner would absolutely steal the puck, the spotlight, and your heart, then be gone before intermission.
A strategically placed accent can bring the whole room to life, and this pillow is just what you need to do that. What's more, the soft, machine-washable case with the shape-retaining insert is a joy to have long afternoon naps on.
• 100% polyester case and insert
• Fabric weight: 6.49–7.37 oz./yd.² (220–250 g/m²)
• Hidden zipper
• Machine-washable case
• Shape-retaining polyester insert included (handwash only)
• Blank product components in the US sourced from China and Mexico
• Blank product components in the EU sourced from China and Poland
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
